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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders  suspended his presidential campaign and acknowledged that “Vice President Biden will…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Democratic National Committee (DNC) chair Howard Dean has taken a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was named the recipient of this year’s Profile in Courage…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are in for a shock as it pertains…

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BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – A Democratic Michigan state lawmaker has credited President Trump’s publicizing of the anti-malarial drug…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump fired back at Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., in a scathing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump warned against “witch hunts” during the coronavirus pandemic after Speaker Nancy…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. –  President Trump says he’d “love” to talk with Joe Biden about the coronavirus outbreak…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) is drafting legislation that would set up an independent commission…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A close-up of President Donald Trump’s notes shows where “Corona” was crossed out and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden attempts to a draw a clear distinction between himself and President Trump,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Two Republican congressmen introduced legislation to reclaim the $25 million allocated in the recent…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The USNS Comfort arrived Monday at the front lines of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo is making it clear he’s “not…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In a very confusing statement about a company that makes beer, Joe Biden sides…

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BREAKING NEW S – Washington, D.C. – Meghan Markle and Prince Harry shot back at President Trump after he said…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Democratic frontrunner Joe Biden, says that President Trump never should’ve restricted travel to this…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Joe Scarborough was slammed on social media for falsely…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – African American supporters laid their hands on President Donald Trump as they prayed for…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Have Democrats found an alternative to Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders…

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