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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Kamala Harris, who was officially announced as Joe Biden’s running mate, has switched…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington. D.C. – Washington Examiner chief congressional correspondent Susan Ferrechio says she thinks President Trump helped his…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN political analyst April Ryan declared she “cannot wait” to see…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump signed four executive orders aimed at lowering the cost of prescription…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – Antifa militant and convicted pedophile Blake David Hampe was arrested following his alleged stabbing…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Prosecutors charged three men in Chicago with federal gun crimes — the first charges…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – “The Breakfast Club” radio host Charlamagne Tha God blasted former Vice…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot defended a series of insulting text messages sent to the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden’s campaign has clarified a statement from the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump announced he will send a “surge” of federal agents to Chicago…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton said on MSNBC’s “Reidout” that President Trump had commuted…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now demanding that the Pittsburgh Pirates rename their team. “Why…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democratic National Committee communications director Xochitl Hinojosa asserted on “Bill Hemmer…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN’s chief anti-Trump reporter Jim Acosta was blasted on social media…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton appeared as a guest the“The Daily Show” where host…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now going after Hanna-Barbera, because of one their Saturday morning…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The coronavirus pandemic has not only stopped Robert De Niro from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Supreme Court ruled that the Trump administration acted within its authority when it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brookline, Massachusetts – Michael Dukakis, the former Democratic Massachusetts governor who lost his 1988 White House bid…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Tammy Duckworth, D-Ill., is among the shortlist of political figures…

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