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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton appeared as a guest the“The Daily Show” where host…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters is now going after Hanna-Barbera, because of one their Saturday morning…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The coronavirus pandemic has not only stopped Robert De Niro from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Supreme Court ruled that the Trump administration acted within its authority when it…

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BREAKING NEWS – Brookline, Massachusetts – Michael Dukakis, the former Democratic Massachusetts governor who lost his 1988 White House bid…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Sen. Tammy Duckworth, D-Ill., is among the shortlist of political figures…

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BREAKING NEWS – Milwaukee, Wisconsin – A “Defund the Police” mural outside Milwaukee’s City Hall was painted over by an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC host Rachel Maddow may have read the tea leaves wrong…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In a new video, teary-eyed Claira Janover claims she lost a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump was questioned from his son Donald Trump Jr., about the existence of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Numerous Seattle businesses – including an auto repair shop, a tattoo parlor and a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Joe Biden is now alleging that his supporters has ESP, and they knew the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Maxine Waters is introducing a bill that would allow white owned businesses to be…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump 2020 Campaign should push for more presidential debates than just three when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden used an appearance on a late-night comedy show to address a popular…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ann Arbor, Michigan – University of Michigan professor Justin Wolfers and dozens of other academics are leading…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump took an opportunity to remind voters of Joe Biden’s support for a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Former Vice President Joe Biden claimed that “10 to 15 percent” of Americans are…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Hillary Clinton accused President Trump of “calling for violence against American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Minneapolis, Minnesota – Jeremiah Ellison who is the son of Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison tweeted that…

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