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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump signed an executive order in the Oval Office on that calls for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Albany, New York – New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo admitted that coronavirus projections from experts were all…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – During an appearance on CNN, Nancy Pelosi was asked if she was “concerned” about…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Radio host Charlamagne tha God is pushed back one day after…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – Joe Biden expressed regret during a call with black business leaders for suggesting in…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – President Trump apparently struck a nerve with a Twitter message that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The Trump administration said it has awarded a $354 million contract to a Virginia…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – CNN anchor Jake Tapper condemned President Trump and his supporters for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins sparred with President Trump for the second time in a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin was mocked for repeating her claim that the “walls…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sixteen former Watergate prosecutors have notified Emmet Sullivan, a judge for the U.S. District…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump abruptly ended his Rose Garden news conference on after a round of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Martin Tolchin, a co-founder of Politico and The Hill as well…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While New York has weathered the brunt of coronavirus infections and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A former aide’s allegation that Joe Biden sexually assaulted her nearly 30 years ago…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Brunswick, New Jersey – Brittney Cooper a Rutgers University professor believes President Trump’s policies and racism…

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BREAKING NEWS – New Brunswick, New Jersey – A professor at a New Jersey university is blaming President Trump and…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Hollywood actress and singer Bette Midler said she believes President Trump’s “jealousy” of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump has been mocked relentlessly for suggesting that ultraviolet light could be brought…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, predicted that President Trump will work to…

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