BREAKING NEWS – Tuxtla Gutierrez, Mexico – Police in Mexico’s southern Chiapas state find 513 migrants inside two trucks bound for the United States. In a related story, at border states in the USA, report that profits are up nearly 30% at U-Haul.
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BREAKING NEWS – Tuxtla Gutierrez, Mexico – Police in Mexico’s southern Chiapas state find 513 migrants inside two trucks bound for the United States. In a related story, at border states in the USA, report that profits are up nearly 30% at U-Haul.