BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Beneficiaries of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program and their allies temporarily blocked a vehicle entrance to Disneyland. The DACA recipients, commonly called Dreamers, stood in a crosswalk at South Harbor Boulevard around 10 a.m. and blocked buses from entering the Anaheim theme park. California Governor Jerry Brown quickly responded to the protesters, by introducing a bill that grants every person who has entered the Golden State illegally, lifetime free passes at Disneyland. He also promised to have Snow White banned from the amusement park because “her name sounds too racist”, “Dopey” will be banned because “mentally challenged people might consider the name offensive”, and Brown said “Sleepy” would be banned because “that name is indirectly poking fun at people who have insomnia.”
