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BREAKING NEWS – Jerusalem, Israel – A one-on-one meeting between Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and President Obama is being called “The Big Chill”. It was given this title because Netanyahu refuses to allow Baskin-Robbins to open up a franchise in Israel unless all of the flavors are kosher.