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BREAKING NEWS – Irvine, California – The Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) is now alleging that Area 51 in Nevada has some captured space aliens, that they regularly sell and swap with other countries all over the world. They are now demanding that the federal government investigate what they refer to as “inhuman trafficking”.