BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The current Director of the Bureau of Land Management Michael Nedd, has announced that trees that live in low income forests, are now eligible for food stumps.

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The current Director of the Bureau of Land Management Michael Nedd, has announced that trees that live in low income forests, are now eligible for food stumps.