BREAKING NEWS – Panama City, Florida – A standoff in a Florida grocery store between Justin Tyler Stanford, 25, who was wielding a hammer and local law enforcement ended in an arrest and multiple charges after one quick-thinking deputy dinged the suspect in the back with first one and then a second can of Bush’s extra brown sugar baked beans. Congresswoman Maxine Waters called the tactic racist. “Why did the deputy use brown baked beans, instead of a color that didn’t reflect poorly on black people? His action suggests to me, that he thinks African Americans like getting tossed around. He could’ve gotten a grocery cart and shopped for a variety of non-ethnic vegetables, and then threw those. And I’ll bet that racist cop voted for Donald Trump! Impeach 45!”
