BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The transcripts of General John Kelly firing Omarosa Manigault has finally been become public.
GEN. JOHN KELLY: Hi.
OMAROSA MANIGAULT: Hi there, how are you?
GEN. JOHN KELLY: Who are you?
FEMALE VOICE: Hi.
OMAROSA MANIGAULT: My assistant.
GEN. JOHN KELLY: Could you leave us alone?
FEMALE VOICE: Sure.
OMAROSA MANIGAULT: Hi.
GEN. JOHN KELLY: I’m only going to stay for a couple of minutes. These are lawyers. We’re going to talk to you about leaving the White House. It’s come to my attention, over the last few months, that there’s been some pretty, in my opinion, significant integrity issues related to you and use of government vehicles and some other issues. And they’ll, they’ll, they’ll walk you through the legal aspects of this. But there is some, from my view, there’s some money issues and other things, but from my view, the integrity issues are very serious. I’m stuck with my past experience and that is, when we hold people accountable in the military, I would, I compare what I see here at the White House and other issues that I’ve had to deal with and say what would I do to this, in this case if I was in the Pentagon dealing with a Marine or a soldier or something like that? And the issue that you may or may not have a full appreciation for, but I think you do, this would be a pretty high level of accountability, meaning a court-martial. We’re not suggesting any legal action here.
OMAROSA MANIGAULT: Don’t kick me to the curb. What can I do for an income? I only have experience with reality shows.
GEN. JOHN KELLY: Write a book, calling it “How not to Succeed in Washington, D.C.”
OMAROSA MANIGAULT: I don’t want to negotiate. I just, I’ve never talked — had a chance to talk to you General Kelly so if this is my departure I’d like to have at least an opportunity…
GEN. JOHN KELLY: No.
OMAROSA MANIGAULT: Please don’t fire me. I really need a job.
GEN. JOHN KELLY: Ok, well being a greeter is important, because a warm smile goes a long way.
OMAROSA MANIGAULT: (Crying). Ok, Ill take it. What should I say to the people that are entering the White House?
GEN. JOHN KELLY: Not here, a nearby Walmart. A supervisor over there owes me a favor.
OMAROSA MANIGAULT: What the…