BREAKING NEWS – Barcelona, Spain – Barcelonians are reportedly at their wit’s end with the wild antics of rowdy tourists, who are said to be urinating in public. “People cannot rest. Many residents are leaving the barrio –people who were born here – because they cannot go on living like this,” Manel Martinez, vice president of the Barceloneta Neighbors’ Association, told The Telegraph in a recent interview. The mayor of San Francisco London Breed, disagreed with the outrage of the citizens in Barcelona. “We don’t have an issue with normal everyday body functions in this city,” she explained. “Here, people can urinate or defecate anywhere they want, whether it’s in the middle of the street during rush hour, or on my keyboard while I’m viewing documents on my laptop.”
