BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Hundreds of stand-up comedians hold a rally in support of Congressman Anthony Weiner outside of several comedy clubs in Hollywood, as many other comedy clubs in cities all over the country do the same thing. They are encouraging the congressman to stay in office, assuming that he will continue to supply them with some of the best nightclub material they’ve had in years. Comedians in New York City state that they will vote for Weiner if he runs for mayor, as long as one of his campaign promises is that he won’t deviate from his well published unscrupulous behavior.
