BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced “Today” anchor Matt Lauer is telling supporters that he’ll be back on TV. Sources told Page Six that Lauer — who was fired in November by NBC over sexual harassment accusations — was recently spotted at an old haunt of his, Donohue’s Steak House, telling fans that his return was imminent. According to an anonymous source at Netflix, Lauer is close to signing a deal with them for a new show he created called “Journalistic Seduction”. They said he will open each show by saying, “Once you’re a news anchor, in turn, you’ll get interns.”
