BREAKING NEWS – Montpelier, Vermont – Senator Bernie Sanders hints again that he may run for president, by announcing a change he would make if he won the White House. “If I were elected, I would immediately have Labor Day rescinded,” he explained. “I feel it is inappropriate for U.S. citizens and people here illegally, to be lead into believing that they have to ‘clock-in’ somewhere in order to get a paycheck biweekly, forever.”
