BREAKING NEWS – Salt Lake City, Utah – At a town hall meeting, GOP frontrunner Mitt Romney is seen beaming with confidence. Romney, who is a devout Mormon, tells the standing room only crowd that he has no problem with polygamy, and if he gets elected, he plans on adding another wing to the White House to accommodate his anticipated 14 additional First Ladies. He went on to say, that if he wins a second term, he’d pass a law that would allow him to rent rooms on Capital Hill to house some of his future children.
