BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The horror movie “The Nun” has topped the domestic box office in its first weekend, scoring a best for the “Conjuring” franchise and another win for Warner Bros. Studio estimated that the Demian Bichir and Taissa Farmiga-led film brought in $53.5 million from 3,876 North American theaters. According to an unnamed source at Warner Brothers, it is not a movie but a documentary that was secretly directed and produced by the Pope Francis I. The source quoted the Pope as saying, “People are always criticizing our pedophilic priests, when the truth is, our nuns are just as creepy and treacherous. This proves I don’t tolerate sexism at the Vatican, but unfortunately it raises a new series of frightening questions.”