BREAKING NEWS – Baghdad, Iraq – A person of unknown origin disguised himself as a city worker packed with explosives, and detonated it after jumping down a manhole. The U.S. Army stated that the unknown man was obviously a sewer-side bomber.
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BREAKING NEWS – Baghdad, Iraq – A person of unknown origin disguised himself as a city worker packed with explosives, and detonated it after jumping down a manhole. The U.S. Army stated that the unknown man was obviously a sewer-side bomber.