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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Disgraced Democratic Congressman Anthony Weiner finally resigns. He spoke briefly at a news conference in Brooklyn, ignoring the pain from his broken jaw and concussion. His wife Huma Abedin silently stood off in the distance wearing a smirk and some brass knuckles.