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BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – Despite the initial objections by the U.S. Marshalls, former Senator John Edwards’ attorney convinced them to allow him to take his mug shot in a beauty salon. Additional criminal charges were later filed against Edwards, after the salon owner caught him stealing some Nexxus Hairspray.