BREAKING NEWS – Teverina, Italy – The remains of what is being called the ‘Vampire of Lugnano’ have been uncovered in a 5th century Italian grave. The skeleton appears to be that of a 10-year-old biting on a stone was unearthed by archaeologists in a fifth century Italian cemetery, evidence suggesting a “vampire burial” to prevent the child’s return from the dead. “I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s extremely eerie and weird,” said University of Arizona archaeologist David Soren, who has overseen archaeological excavations at the site since 1987. So far, DNA tests has linked the 10 year old boy’s ancestry to Translyvania, and to the Count on Sesame Street.
