BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Google CEO Sundar Pichai sent an email to company employees admitting his company fired 48 people, including management, for sexual harassment in the last two years. Pichai stated that he is “dead serious about making sure we provide a safe and inclusive workplace.” He then blamed the sexual misconduct on the majority of his male employees regularly trying to locate porn sites on the internet while on the clock, and then sent out a directive prohibiting all men from using Google’s search engine during business hours.