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BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – Gordon Ramsay the chef and host of Hell’s Kitchen, is now being investigated by the IRS. Ramsay and his accountant were caught putting some financial documents in a pot of boiling water and now are being accused of cooking the books.