BREAKING NEWS – Denver, Colorado – Democratic state Sen. Daniel Kagan, whom female colleagues had accused earlier this year of frequenting a women’s restroom inside the Statehouse, is resigning. “It’s been a great honor to serve the people of Colorado for just short of a decade,” Kagan said in a statement. “An important obligation of leaders, I believe, is to be open to acknowledging that it’s time to pass the torch to new leadership and, for me, that time is now. I apologize to all of the women that I offended with my behavior. And I will always remember my unforgivable mistake, thanks to the hours of footage taken by the secret cameras I placed in their bathroom.”
