BREAKING NEWS – North Pole, Alaska – Christmas may now get cancelled after Santa Claus was arrested again for another DUI. The North Pole Police Department stated that when he took a field sobriety test, it confirmed that he was twice the legal limit. Claus was also arrested last year for the exact same infraction, and eight elves were hospitalized with several lacerations. The incident happened after he got extremely intoxicated, harnessed the elves in front of the sleigh assuming they were reindeer, and repeatedly hit them with a whip when they couldn’t get off the ground.
