BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I warns American pop star Anastacia not to be too sexy at her upcoming Vatican performance. She was told that for one very special gig she didn’t have a cha-cha-chance of performing any of the sexy moves she learned on”Strictly Come Dancing.” The singer’s lower body-parts were ordered to remain firmly static last night during a performance for the Pope at The Vatican — after the pop star was issued with a “no hip-shaking” rule. “Her style of dance would make people here feel very uncomfortable,” the Pope explained. “There has been plenty of groups that have performed for him over the decades, and to my knowledge, the only ones that the priests were able to emotionally connect to was “Queen” and “The Village People”.
