BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Adult film star Stormy Daniels on Tuesday revealed that she will be featured in the next issue of Playboy. Daniels gained notoriety with her allegation that she’d had a one-night affair with President Trump in 2006, years before his election to the high office. She sued him earlier this year, seeking to break a nondisclosure agreement she’d signed days before the 2016 election as part of a $130,000 hush-money settlement. However, a federal judge ordered the pornographic film actress to pay President Trump about $293,000 in legal fees and sanctions after her defamation suit against him was dismissed. She explained her motive for her upcoming photo shoot. “I have aged a great deal in the last year,” explained Daniels. “So I have to do this with Playboy to pay my legal bills ASAP. Each morning I look more like a dried up worn out old hag, who’s reflection cracks mirrors, but Playboy has promised to use top notch airbrushing. I have to pay Trump a lot of money, thanks to the bad legal advice from my sleazy crooked lawyer Michael Avenetti. He is the main cause for all of the grief I’ve had in 2018. I hope to never see him again, but I think it’s likely we’ll cross paths since it’s obvious that we’re both are eventually going to hell.”
