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BREAKING NEWS – Waltham, Massachusetts – The New England Journal of Medicine is reporting what they call a “very acute form of flatulence”. In their article they state that it is so intense, that the stomach discomfort is usually accompanied with watery eyes, and the NEJM refers to it as “tear gas”.