BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Congressman Luis Gutierrez states that illegal immigrants should be allowed to carry unregistered firearms, to protect themselves from racist xenophobic U.S. citizens that do not want them here. “I am now urging all people that has entered this country illegally through the southern border, to arm themselves with untraceable guns. This puts racist citizens on notice, that people who have snuck across the border, will no longer tolerate being discriminated against by Americans that have no respect for the rule of law!”