BREAKING NEWS – British Columbia, Canada – Canadian astronomers have reportedly discovered a repetitive radio signal some 2.5 billion light-years away from Earth — only the second example known to mankind. A telescope in British Columbia, otherwise known as Canadian Hydrogen Intensity Mapping Experiment (CHIME), detected 13 pulses — or fast radio bursts (FRBs) — in July and August. The findings were announced by Deborah Good, an astronomer at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver, at a meeting of the American Astronomical Society in Washington. “It seems to be a code or a sophisticated language,” Good explained. “So far we have deciphered part of it, and the repetitive question from the distant galaxy appear to be, ‘How did that idiot Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, ever get elected?’”
