BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Dr. Susan Block, a sex therapist known for her HBO appearances, best-selling books, and appearances on TV networks such as Oprah, believes if you’re not getting intimate these days, it is all because of the negative vibes she sees emanating from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. “It has had a big impact. For some people Trump’s campaign and presidency has created a type of PTSD — what I call ‘Post-Trump Sex Disorder’,” she said during an interview with Salon, a liberal publication. “My husband hasn’t touched me since Trump got elected. He even appears to get nauseous when I get undressed in front of him. I see all these charges on his credit card from hotels, and he gets late night calls sometimes, that prompts him to shower quickly, get dressed up, and leave. He never offers an explanation other than saying it’s all Trump’s fault. That’s why I blame the President for the weird turn in my marriage.”