BREAKING NEWS – Vero Beach, Florida – Three billionaires, including the owner of the New England Patriots, were arrested at a spa after they got caught up in prostitution sting. The three men are New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, Wall Street financier John Childs, and ex-Citigroup president John Havens. The spa is located about 20 miles north of a luxury home Kraft owns on the grounds of the exclusive Breakers Resort in Palm Beach. When Kraft was asked why he didn’t simply have a high priced call girl come to his estate, he responded, “I’m a billionaire for a reason, because I know how to save money. I thought I could save a few dollars by getting serviced at a local spa by some of the cheaper tramps. In hindsight, I should’ve splurged.”