BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – Disney CEO Bob Iger called the handling of stars Jimmy Kimmel and Joy Behar wearing blackface at ABC a “private matter.” “This particular incident we choose to deal with as a private matter,” Iger told shareholders at the company’s meeting in St. Louis. “We dealt with the incidences privately. We did not feel it required any particular comment. However, I will say this. After consulting with Mickey Mouse who is the face of this corporation and has a white face and black everywhere else, this world famous rodent told us that he wasn’t offended by the actions of Behar and Kimmel. And due to our connections to PETA, we strongly value the opinions of mice.”