BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Beto O’Rourke’s Vanity Fair profile mocked for stories about ex-girlfriends, bookshelves and his “near-mythical experience”. O’Rourke, who announced to his supporters he was tossing his hat in the ring for the Democratic nomination, was the star of a fawning, 8,600-word opus published by the prestigious magazine. The wide-ranging interview is the cover story of the latest edition of the magazine, with the 46-year-old boldly declaring he was “just born to do this”. The Vanity Fair piece, written by Joe Hagan, seems to go off the rails when he concluded the interview by stating, “I am convinced that Beto is the son of Zeus, and he flew into El Paso from Mount Olympus on a winged horse. I have no proof that he didn’t, and I’ll maintain that it’s true until he personally admits to me that I was mislead.”