BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Due to a computer glitch, Bank of America announces that it has accidentally deleted all the records of credit card balances, bank balances, and mortgages. They are requesting for all of their members to contact them immediately, and to tell them what their credit balances are, how much was in their savings and or checking account, and how much is owed on their mortgage. B of A also stated that since they have to rely solely on what the members tell them, they are respectfully requesting their honesty and integrity.