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BREAKING NEWS – Tampa, Florida – The ACLU sends a strongly worded letter to the CEO of Outback restaurants Elizabeth Smith, demanding that they ban prayer by patrons before they eat. In their letter, they allege that this is a clear violation of separation between church and steak.