BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics that’s in partnership with the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s Criminal Justice Information Systems, the latest tactic of criminals intimidating witnesses involves the occult. According to the feds, nationwide more and more defendants that are scheduled to go on trial, are sending to the homes of potential witness, evil looking women that threaten to cast spells on them and their family members. The FBI is calling this ploy, “snitches get witches”.