BREAKING NEWS – Dresden, Germany – After the women’s soccer team of North Korea loses to the USA in the World Cup 2-0, their coach Kim Kwang Min stated that they lost because several of his players were recently struck by lightning. Soccer fan and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il, said he’s willing to give North Korean women the benefit of the doubt by testing their excuse, as he plans on having the entire team and their families, electrocuted.