BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Three more women have come forward with accounts of inappropriate touching involving former Vice President Joe Biden, a report in the Washington Post. The women — Sofie Karasek, Vail Kohnert-Yount and Ally Coll — told the Washington Post stories similar to those of four other women who have described unwanted touching by the Democratic politician. Biden responded to the accusations of the seven women. “I am nowhere near as creepy as I would like to be,” explained the former vice president. “And I’m a little disappointed that these women are not giving me any credit during my interaction with them, for my reluctant restraint.”
