BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – A new map pinpointing the locations where human feces are reported to have been found in the California city since 2011 shows San Francisco has a staggering problem with the stinky stuff. Nearly every city block has had a poop sighting in recent years as the city grapples with homelessness, according to data compiled by Open The Books. Mayor London Breed is introducing an idea for the city to get rid of all the human waste, and possibly make a profit. She plans on contacting all the farmers in California and neighboring states, asking if they wanted to buy it and use it as fertilizer, along with a written guarantee that “the product is definitely not B.S.”
