BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the current condition of this country, a small group of people sat down and stared at the Capitol Building, and then began to vomit.
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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Because of the current condition of this country, a small group of people sat down and stared at the Capitol Building, and then began to vomit.