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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi rushed a stage at a Tea Party rally, went into a weird trance, and began to cast a spell over the entire crowd. Security gave chase, but by the time they got close to her, she was already in flight on her broom looking for a republican rally.