BREAKING NEWS – Union City, Georgia – While speaking to the Morticians Association of America, President Obama states that the federal government will no longer subsidize funerals, unless Congress raises the death ceiling.
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BREAKING NEWS – Union City, Georgia – While speaking to the Morticians Association of America, President Obama states that the federal government will no longer subsidize funerals, unless Congress raises the death ceiling.