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BREAKING NEWS – Concord, New Hampshire – In an unprecedented civil litigation case, an angry woman files a lawsuit against her own baby, seeking rent for the nine months the newborn spent in her womb. The judge tosses out the lawsuit after handwriting experts determined that the baby’s signature was forged on the lease.