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BREAKING NEWS – Silver Spring, Maryland – The National Weather Service predicts that the nationwide heat wave will continue. The Weather Channel states that even though they have not received any video confirmation, some states are so hot, that several witnesses have reported seeing Satan walking around with a popsicle.