BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Things have become so vexed in the Congress that Rev. Patrick Conroy, the House of Representatives’ official chaplain and a Jesuit priest, prayed to “cast out all spirits of darkness” on the House floor during his opening prayer. As soon as he began to pray, all four freshman congresswoman known as “The Squad”, simultaneously and literally turned their heads 360 degrees, as they shouted profanity while vomiting in all directions.
