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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – An interoffice memo from the President of the ACLU Susan Herman that has been leaked, sheds light on the real reason why they always oppose prayer in public. Herman stated that she is against it, because she doesn’t want God to be constantly informed on how much the ACLU has screwed up the United States.