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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony decided to end their seven year marriage. Friends close to the couple said the relationship ended because of Marc’s ridiculous suspicions regarding their children, and J. Lo was sick and tired of him having doubts that one of their twins wasn’t his.