BREAKING NEWS – Detroit, Michigan – Democratic Rep. Rashida Tlaib told Detroit’s chief of police that he should hire only black people as analysts to run their facial recognition software because, she claimed, non-black people think they all look alike. The suggestion came as Chief James Craig gave Tlaib a tour of the Real Time Crime Center, where the department uses facial recognition technology to find suspects. Craig was showing Tlaib how the software works, and how analysts use it to identify and locate individuals. But the tour quickly turned contentious as the freshman Michigan congresswoman made repeated requests that were shot down by the chief. “Analysts need to be African-Americans, not people that are not,” Tlaib said. “It’s true, I think non-African-Americans think African-Americans all look the same!” Craig responded with a question of his own. “What about black people that think all white people look the same?” At that point Tlaib flew into a rage, while stopping and pointing her finger at him. “Why you Jew-lovin’ anti-Muslim pig! How do you bring race into this conversation! You’re just another crooked cop that’s owned by republicans!” She then stormed off while shouting, “I’ll only respect you if you exchange your badge for a swastika!”
