BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – More and more people are worried about how Joe Biden is dealing with the stress of him running for the White House and his Ukraine issue that can destroy his campaign. According to an unnamed source in his staff, the former vice president is so mentally unstable, that he will not go anywhere without carrying a leather bound coloring book, and he often has meltdowns when a crayon breaks. The staffer went on to say, Biden continues to regress to his childhood as the pressure mounts, because last week he almost got electrocuted while playing with a train set, and the week before, he a very bad stomachache after eating some Play-Doh that he used to make some “cookies” in an Easy Bake Oven.
