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BREAKING NEWS – Perugia, Italy – Amanda Knox a.k.a. “Foxie Knoxie”, remains in an Italian prison after being convicted of murder in 2009. Before her trial began, Amanda stated that she was too pretty to go to prison. Her lawyers now believe that unfortunately, her present appearance now makes that argument invalid.