BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A man files a multi-million dollar civil suit against J.K. Rowling. The court documents allege that because of his thick beard and occupation, it proves that he is the original “Hairy” Potter.
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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A man files a multi-million dollar civil suit against J.K. Rowling. The court documents allege that because of his thick beard and occupation, it proves that he is the original “Hairy” Potter.