BREAKING NEWS – Turin, Italy – Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old Swedish climate activist, apologized after telling a crowd of young supporters a day earlier — while speaking in English — that politicians should be put “against the wall.” Critics alleged that the remark meant she was advocating for violence against world leaders who dodge their responsibilities to fight climate change. “We have to make sure that they cannot do that,” Thunberg told the crowd. “We will make sure they, that we put them against the wall, and that they will have to do their job and to protect our futures.” In her apology, she stated, “When I said putting politicians against the wall, I was obviously referring to a case by case determination on who’ll be standing in front of the firing squad. The two types of people that I will condone their execution, is anyone who does not believe in climate change, and every person that says something that causes me to pout making me look like an angry misguided confused little witch.”
